The moral of the story is... (2008-12-28)
"Don't go near the elves during the winter."
Bet you thought we were going to go all morality on you, didn't you? No worries, we're far too sarcastic to go that route.
Hope you enjoyed our little distraction, and that you did indeed enjoy whatever holiday(s) you happen to celebrate this time of year (if any). We are both still getting over the colds we gave each other as signs of mutual affection, but things should be back on track some time by January. There won't be an update tomorrow (greedy!), but expect normality by January 5th.